I must apologize; I misjudged you. I thought that all you made were ugly, holey abominations with heel straps. I get that you're all about comfort, but good lord! Who wants to walk around a Swiss Cheese on their feet (except perhaps Wisconsin Cheese-heads)?
"I love those Crocs, don't you?" She immediately asked.
"Crocs?" I thought, "She must be crazy." But then, lo and behold when I looked at the label again (more carefully this time) it said "Crocs." I vomited on the spot. (Well, not really, but that would have been really dramatic.)
My deepest apologies,
Laura