Dear Lily Allen -
Let me premise this letter by saying that I love your music.
But what the hell were you thinking when you decided to wear this boob tube? (Translation: British for "tube top")
Now I am against boob tubes in general. (Why? Let me explain.) But they are even worse when they don't fit. You had to pull the top up every five seconds just so you don't flash the entire crowd! Okay, so you wanted to wear a tube top. Have an extra hook and eye added at the top back. Or just get one that fits.
Love,
Laura
P.S. - If you need a wardrobe consultant, I'm available.
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